Dr. Grumpy: "It looks like a big donut, and they put you through the hole in the middle."
Mrs. Claustrophobic: "I don't know... I don't like donuts."
Pause
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, it looks like a big bagel, and they put you through the hole in the middle."
Mrs. Claustrophobic: "Oh, okay. I can do that."
14 comments:
I just had a CT scan, and it didn't taste like either one of those things.
@Officer Cynical
You would know !
Just could not leave it alone.;)
That is so funny. Patients are funny.
For the right patient you could also use the "big cervix" analogy.
Good laugh this morning. Thanks for the smiles.
Was her name "Mamma Goldberg"?
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Weren't you afraid she'd ask for a shmear? or some lox?
mmmmmm lox....
i think i'll let u both fight!
Fantastic quick thinking on your part.
Laughing at the comment about the cervix from Old MD Girl.
I'm not even gonna mention the other word that comes to mind when thinking of ways to entice some men into a computed tomography orifice.
LOL I'm seriously looking forward to getting patients like that one day!
"And you know how they have those big knives that come down through the middle of the bagel and slice it in half?"
whatever works :D
These are the things they don't teach you in med school...
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