Mr. Shakes: "Yeah, you saw me in the hospital last week, and said I had a seizure. So now I can't drive for a month."
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes..."
Mr. Shakes "Well, I want to drive. You didn't see me have a seizure. So how do you know I had one?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Your wife and friends saw the episode, and described it as a seizure. You even had a second one in front of the paramedics. The description they all gave me was pretty consistent with one."
Mr. Shakes: "Look. I'm saying that I didn't have one. You need to go back and change the chart to say I had something else."
Dr. Grumpy: "I can't do that, sir."
Mr. Shakes: "Okay, what do you want? $100? $500? Name your price and I'll pay it. Just change the chart."