This weekend was the annual Wirfliss Pharmaceutical Company golf tournament. And it resulted in me making an ER run.
The event consists of drug reps and sundry other marketing people from all over the area in a 1-day golf challenge. This usually involves (as do many golf activities) large amounts of alcohol.
So I got called to ER to see 2 guys who'd suffered head injuries.
They were reps from competing territories, who were assigned to the same foursome.
After several drinks and holes, they began arguing about who had the better sales figures. Which led to a confrontation. Between 2 inebriated, hypercompetitive guys. Both armed with golf clubs.
I'll warn Mary to stock up on Wirfliss samples. May be a while before our rep is back.