Thursday, December 15, 2011

Why do I bother?

Dr. Add: "Hello?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Ibee Grumpy, returning your call. You left a message about Mrs. Wilder?"

Dr. Add: "Oh, yeah, she's been having a lot of side effects, and I think we ought to stop her Trigenum."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um, I stopped it earlier this week. I faxed a letter over to you."

Dr. Add: "Oh, I never read those things."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Much like the instructions that we get with all manner of consumer products---never read---which explains why people still stuff their hands down the chute of the snow blower.

Anonymous said...

I knew it! I knew it!

Li'l Azathoth said...

"But I did re-tweet it."

Anonymous said...

Dr. Grumpy, I just discovered your blog and I am cracking up! From one neurologist to another: I feel your pain :)

Anonymous said...

Dr Grumpy, have you ever wondered if there is something in the water in Grumpyville? Something that is causing stupidity in all the people who don't get their hydration from Diet Coke?

Old MD Girl said...

God. I hope I never become a dr like that.

Loren Pechtel said...

Doesn't this sort of thing amount to malpractice?

 
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