Monday, December 19, 2011

Today's featured gift

Men like breasts and women like wine. So what could be a better compromise than this?





According to it's web site the Wine Rack will increase an A cup to a DD, and holds 750ml of your favorite Cabernet (or whatever you prefer), with a discreet sipping tube. And you can inflate it with air after depleting the wine, to keep things looking "as advertised."

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

...I don't even know what to say to this one...

~Francine

GalFromAway said...

Warm wine?? Um... eeew. :P

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine has this and it is brilliant. Recommend to use with red wine (it will get warm)

Also perfect for sneaking booze into places where booze is ridiculously expensive. Think football/baseball games, cash-bar cocktail parties, and so on.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she's going to drink out of her Hemovac drain?


OK, then.

Anonymous said...

This is on backorder???

jon spencer said...

Wonder what the inspection procedure the TSA is going to have for these?

Mike Looney said...

Must be a great item. Made both the Grumpy guide and the Barry guide.

One the other hand there is a male version, which is more than slightly disturbing

bobbie said...

Anon @ 7:04 ~ I thought that too!!

Packer said...

How to recognize that you might have a drinking problem.

Old MD Girl said...

Ok, this is so awesome, I don't even know what to say.

Not House said...

Whatever happened to just cramming as much booze as you could into a Camelback and sneaking it in to the football games? Or was that just my undergraduate experience.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

We just used a watermelon, to the extent that BSU banned all melons from sporting events.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Consider me a connoseur. Or however you spell that.

Barb said...

Seems she'd slosh when she walks...

Oh, and better hope she doesn't get tackled...

Mr. Science said...

So what happens if you fill them with a carbonated drink (like Diet Coke) and then do some vigorous dancing?

Anonymous said...

I'll stick with vodka-soaked Gummi bears thanks. I'm a D-cup already, so wearing that would give me an awful backache.

Ms. Donna said...

Mardi Gras. Why did I not think of this for Mardi Gras?

History Doc said...

Okay, that's just...I don't even know what to say.

Why would anyone want to drink wine out of a sportsbra?

Gary in Oakland said...

I suggest calvados or cognac as better suited to the temperature.

a.generic doc said...

I'm surprised they didn't use the slogan, "Boobs ---- Not just for milk anymore."

popeyemoon said...

@ History Doc I would 61 days ago,but I am on the wagon now.

wv schare hey baby wana schare some with me.

Anonymous said...

It would be so much better with 2 bite valves on the front.

Boobwine....*shudder*

ERP said...

Holy shit that is the best present ever. My wife will love it I'm sure.

C said...

looks like blood and creeps me out....

 
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