Monday, December 12, 2011

Today's featured gift

What's the perfect gift for your newly divorced lady friend? Besides a gift certificate to a lawyer and a shitload of chocolate, she'll need some kitchen furnishings for her new place.

So why not get her the Ex-Husband Kitchen Knife Set?





This lovely piece is the perfect combination of culinary equipment, homicidal fantasy, and voodoo doll. And it's available in 7 colors!

Disclaimer: I'm NOT getting paid to show this (or any other gifts). The link is so you can see the other lovely colors (including blood red!) yourself.

20 comments:

Christer "Mort" Boräng said...

I actually have one of these, in red. :-)

Old MD Girl said...

LOL!!

Solitary Diner said...

The third knife from the top is too high.

jimbo26 said...

Hehehe , I like it .

Anonymous said...

No glow-in-the-dark, for all those times you're awake in the middle of the night thinking homicidal thoughts?

Mama Bear said...

My mom got me one of these for my birthday a few years back. She knows my sense of humor.

A.Resistenza said...

I think I need this except for that I think it might possibly disturb my kiddos...

Thatgirl said...

I got my sister one of these in red quite a few years ago, she entertains a lot and it is just a fun visual to have up on the kitchen counter.

pharmacy chick said...

Solitary Diner-- I was just going to say that!!! LOL Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

My classmate also has one of these...in silver ;)

Anonymous said...

I want one

Anonymous said...

I was planning on getting my daughter one of these for xmas...until I thought about the message it might send to my grandson.

Laura K said...

Seriously? None through the genitals?

Queen of the Road said...

I love this. Almost makes me want to get a divorce so I can get one.

Anonymous said...

The EX skewer set has a better balls-stab than the knife set... What a great gift idea!

wv = duppi, as in "Aww duppi look what you made me do..." [stab]

The Cynister said...

Yup already have one of these and love it! It's such a conversation starter haha.

Miss Chevious said...

I have this set in red. I love it.

23 Skidoo said...

Shouldn't there be a female version as well?

Dani said...

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Ouch-Voodoo-Doll-Toothpick-Holder

Toothpick holder brother

McFury CPhT said...

I have this as well. Everyone comments on it. The knives are actually a decent quality and it's way more fun then the butcher block style knives. :)

 
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