Oh gawd!! I am getting so middle-aged-brained that I can see myself saying something idiotic like this, just by not noticing that I omitted "issues". Big sigh.
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12 comments:
Are they a zombie?
Or a vampire?
Oh gawd!! I am getting so middle-aged-brained that I can see myself saying something idiotic like this, just by not noticing that I omitted "issues". Big sigh.
Poor guy. Must be really tired, what with intermittently having no blood pressure and all.
Seem slightly problematic! lol
Amazing they're still alive. Another fine example of why you can't fix stupid.
murgatr
Pharm. Tech. RDC'06
"I generally prefer persuasion."
Does he fall down a lot?
Held in stasis like in Star Trek?
I remember my MIL coming back from seeing her doctor and proudly announcing "I have NO blood pressure!" I remember thinking "I wish that was true."
Patient might possibly be alive....sort of.
Takayasu's? :P
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