Mrs. Joseph: "Hi, I need to get in today."
Mary: "I'm sorry, but Dr. Grumpy is with his last patient of the day right now. We're closed for the holiday until Tuesday, but can see you next week."
Mrs. Joseph: "NO! I need to get in TODAY!"
Mary: "We're closing in 20 minutes, ma'am. Can I schedule you for next week?"
Mrs. Joseph: "You're like, that, that... INNKEEPER! You're turning me away! Like Mary and Joseph! And on Christmas eve, no less!"
Mary: "Ma'am, it's not Christmas eve, and I..."
Mrs. Joseph: "BITCH!" (click)