Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Skool Nerse Time

This is Mrs. Grumpy.

Attention Miss Hogtie, the 3rd grade teacher:

I don't mind treating grown-ups for minor injuries, either.

But when you come to me looking for something you can put on rope burns, that are ONLY around your wrists and ankles, AND which we all know occurred during your recent trip to Vegas with your boyfriend, DON'T try to make up some crap about how you had an accident weeding your backyard. We both know what you REALLY did.

Just take the aloe lotion, and spare me the details.

18 comments:

Filet-o-bitch RPh said...

OMG that's awesome!! My bf's parents came home early while we were having relations in their bed. They found my ex's neckties around the bed posts. So embarassing. Yep-first time meeting them too!

GB, RN said...

Shibari rocks!!

Ahem...or so I've heard.

Anonymous said...

What happens in Vegas doesn't necessarily stay in Vegas.

Moose said...

If you get rope burns you're using the wrong kinda rope. Just sayin'.

[and don't use handcuffs, unless you're willing to keep bolt cutters next to the bed. in the event of an emergency the key WILL suddenly disappear, no matter where you, erm, stick it.]

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah! Sounds like they had a lot of fun!

Vincent said...

Sounds like a Primary Care issue - you can refer them to me for further evaluation and treatment :-)

Seriously though - it's pretty amazing the stories that patients come in with.

Captain Foulenough said...

Rope burns? Bah. Amateurs. Bondage: Ur Doin It Wrong.
[very mildly NSFW]

me said...

***snork***

LMBO!!!

Gert said...

She had to be bragging! Otherwise, wouldn't she have just googled an answer to how to care for her injuries?

Loose times.

Capt. Schmoe said...

Take the aloe and spare me no details!!

The RPh said...

Too funny!! I see the lying about the reason to go to the nurse is a widespread problem!

Albinoblackbear said...

Seriously. Do people really think that nurses are that naive?

Get the message out there: (experienced) nurses are the LEAST naive people on the planet.

The stories that were confabulated at my triage desk only served to annoy me. Really? You tripped in the shower and landed on a pickle jar? Really? Wow. Fascinating.

You don't have to tell us *how* just tell us where it hurts and what you think might be causing the pain.

Next.

The Mother said...

Poor woman. Perhaps you should have suggested a trip to the local sex-shop. They make nice, padded cuffs for that sort of thing.

Flavius said...

now that's hot!

-Flavius

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Seriously. You'd think she'd at least go to her own doctor or try a home remedy before going to the SCHOOL NURSE! Geez.

bb said...

LOL -- too funny. She wanted you to know 'cause that's why she came up with such a lame excuse. I only wonder why she would want people to know that part of her life.

Anonymous said...

remember, skool nerse is also hot.

NurseExec said...

LOL! This wins this morning's "crack me up" post!

 
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