Doctor Grumpy in the House: Saturday morning, 8:27 a.m.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Saturday morning, 8:27 a.m.

"Hey, someone told me to call and make an appointment? My friend Sandy said I should see Dr. Grumpy for the problem I'm having. Also, when you call back, could you please let me know what kind of doctor you are? Because if you're a psychiatrist I'm gonna beat the crap out of Sandy."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: No, but you do see a number of possible psych patients. Does that count?

Does Sandy possess the medical knowledge of "This-type-of problem-requires-this-type-of-specialist?"; March 6, 2010 at 12:27 PM
John Woolman said...: Was Dr Freud Grumpy?; March 6, 2010 at 12:42 PM
icy said...: Yikes!; March 6, 2010 at 1:07 PM
bb said...: Well, at least we know Sandy is safe :); March 6, 2010 at 1:36 PM
terri c said...: Well, I guess you know what the stakes are. Be careful if you discover the patient really NEEDS a psychiatrist! Too funny.; March 6, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Li'l Azathoth said...: Better bring your sword to the appointment, just in case.; March 6, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Anonymous said...: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed Sandy and then take him for his walk."; March 6, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Kat's Kats said...: If you don't have one, you may borrow one of mine.; March 6, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Would it be mean to tell him you're a psychiatrist, just for fun? And to bring Sandy to the appointment?
-E; March 7, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Anonymous said...: lmao, I love sandy...; March 7, 2010 at 3:14 PM
luckyone said...: Umm, Tarasoff rule???

Love your blog, keeps me in stitches!; November 5, 2011 at 4:22 PM

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Saturday morning, 8:27 a.m.

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