"Hey, someone told me to call and make an appointment? My friend Sandy said I should see Dr. Grumpy for the problem I'm having. Also, when you call back, could you please let me know what kind of doctor you are? Because if you're a psychiatrist I'm gonna beat the crap out of Sandy."
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11 comments:
No, but you do see a number of possible psych patients. Does that count?
Does Sandy possess the medical knowledge of "This-type-of problem-requires-this-type-of-specialist?"
Was Dr Freud Grumpy?
Yikes!
Well, at least we know Sandy is safe :)
Well, I guess you know what the stakes are. Be careful if you discover the patient really NEEDS a psychiatrist! Too funny.
Better bring your sword to the appointment, just in case.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed Sandy and then take him for his walk."
If you don't have one, you may borrow one of mine.
Would it be mean to tell him you're a psychiatrist, just for fun? And to bring Sandy to the appointment?
-E
lmao, I love sandy...
Umm, Tarasoff rule???
Love your blog, keeps me in stitches!
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