Dang, all I can think of is that she must have been nervous or felt intimidated for some reason (I've heard some people are intimidated by doctors or lawyers). Was this her first visit?
You're probably a whiz at keeping a straight face at this point in your career.
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OMG!!! Are those things catching???
When are they going to develop vaccines for land mines?
I thought they put iodine in the salt to prevent land mines...
I could be wrong.
>:p
I have nothing witty to add to this but I did choke on my noodles! It's tragic but your patient's response was hilarious.
How the hell do you get your eyes uncrossed after hearing something that weird?
At least the Major part was right
Their family business isn't land mine manufacturing, is it?
Hope you find as many LOL from your patients as your readers!! Makes my day!
CP
WV--imelav! :-))
Dang, all I can think of is that she must have been nervous or felt intimidated for some reason (I've heard some people are intimidated by doctors or lawyers). Was this her first visit?
You're probably a whiz at keeping a straight face at this point in your career.
He had a really bad headache, and he thought it might ease the pain.
Family History: + shrapnelosis.
Would that be a dominant or recessive trait?
Hopalong Ginsberg
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