I was sitting at a nurses station, when a patient call light went on. One of the nurses, who was filling out forms at a desk, glanced up at a student and said "Hey, can you please see what he wants?"
The student went into the room, and we heard this:
Student: "What can I do for you... OHMYGOD!!!"
Patient: "Sorry, it looks like I'm bleeding a little and..."
Student: "A LITTLE! HOLY HELL! NURSE!"
The student ran out of the room and into the bathroom across the hall.
The nurse went into the room, giggling.
The patient began laughing.