Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Let me repeat the question

Miss Diet: "I don't eat beef."

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you a vegetarian?"

Miss Diet: "No, I couldn't do that. I'm allergic to dogs and cats."


Amanda said...


Anonymous said...

veteranarian? maybe should visit the audiologist instead.

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"And the only way to get rid of all that pet dander is to cut as many of the little suckers as I can into poochburgers and kitty nuggets and eat them. I set traps all around my yard. Best thing is that I can use the parts I don't eat for bait."

terri c said...

Well, THAT clarifies everything. Right?

Karen W said...

I'm thinking she is random lady.

For example:

I don't eat sugar.

Oh, are you diabetic?

No, I get too hot if I wear fur.


I don't drink milk.

Oh, are you lactose intolerant?

No, I don't look good in red.

See? Clear as mud!

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Vegetarian, veterinarian, what's the difference? Sheesh, you'd think it meant something.

Matt said...

You know, if I didn't know that your patients had something wrong with their brains, I'd suspect that your patients might have something wrong with their brains.

Anonymous said...

The converse to that is this, which happened to my veterinarian friend:

Miss Steak: What do you do?

Dr. C: I'm a vet.

Miss Steak: Oh, really? What war?

Dr. C: No, I'm a veterinarian.

Miss Steak: Oh, so you don't eat meat?

Claude said...

Your commenters are really funny. Do you pay them by the words, or by the jokes?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like that Jack in the Box commercial!! Just to add to the confusion, as a veterinarian, people always assume I *must* be a vegetarian as well. I don't really understand that connection...and many people are literally shocked when I tell them that I heart meat...anyone??

Anonymous said...

Your patients are helping me live longer,for what it's worth.I love stupid people sayings,they crack me up!

Anonymous said...

I was born under the sign Veggitarius, right next to Leo with Virgo on the cusp and Saggitarius rising.

Alex said...

I think she should definitely go for some more tests

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