Well, maybe your daughter needs this:
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| "Is this the T&A journey the doctor told me about?" |
Yes, this lovely toy will help your precious princess set her sites on a REAL career: working for tips at a strip club. What more can a girl ask for? Maybe some Ken dolls to fill the place, and little $1 bills.
Of course, the pole dancer needs a pet she can go home and relax with:
8 comments:
just shows what the chinese think is going on on this side of the pacific. sights, please.
The Ken dolls don't have poles.
The funding situation being what it is, this is probably a better career choice than doctor or astronaut or nuclear physicist.
Boy, would I love to see the Saturday morning commercials for those.
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs.
I must say, I always wondered how she got those diamonds on the soles of her shoes.
I'm not sure which of these depresses me more.
Does the doll come with it's own pouch of glitter and bottle of baby powder?
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