Monday, December 9, 2013

Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

You've perfected your sexy pole-dancing moves, but none of your local strip bars are currently hiring. What's a girl to do? You have to earn a living.

Now, for only $499, you can take your show on the road with the trailer-hitch dancing pole! No smoky bar needed! Pull up to a skanky street corner and start the show!





The stage supports up to 200 lbs. Dollar bill storage box and stereo & light systems not included.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

best. gift. EVER.

Anonymous said...

Good to know there are alternatives if this hospital gig doesn't work out. I think the pointy shoes might cripple me :S

Anonymous said...

Classy.

Officer Cynical said...

What if I weigh more than 200 pounds?

Koos said...

When I only saw the first picture I thought it was a radio amateur antenna for pickup trucks...

bluetoothbuddha said...

I wouldn't know Vettel if he bit me in the posterior, but I have this bunch of friends who are Formula 1 fanatics.

Now I know what they mean by "pole position"...

Yay!

Nurse Lilly said...

Maybe this is how the lady you saw at Walmart got all those $1 bills.

Packer said...

SBA loans available for qualified buyers.

Mary said...

Dr. G., you PROMISED me you'd never talk about my night job on the blog!!!

Loren Pechtel said...

Only 200#? That means no two-girl performances! Bummer!

Morris said...

"Dr. G., you PROMISED me you'd never talk about my night job on the blog!!!"

Mary wins the thread! Bahahaha!

Whelk Lad! said...

"And when you combine it with the PayPal mobile app, you can now make profitable use of your freeway commute."

Anonymous said...

"Now that EVERYBODY is operating one, you need a little something extra to attract people to YOUR food truck..."

Steeny Lou said...

I'm just wondering what it REALLY is.

 
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