I'm going to kick off this year with a musical item. How many times have you been at a party and thought, "Gee, it would really liven up this party if I could just whip out a flute to crank tunes?" I know, it's a pretty common occurrence.
At the same time, how often do you find yourself trying to cover up an attack of terrible flatulence in a social setting, and wishing you had a way to cleverly hide it? Me, too.
Well, now you can solve both problems with... THE RECTOFLUTE!
|"Boy, can that asshole play the flute."|
It doesn't say if it comes with any sort of manual, training DVD, or
Dr. Grumpy takes no responsibility for your laundry bills if you play with too much enthusiasm.