Dr. Grumpy: "Okay."
Mrs. Rock: "I've been on it for 2 months now, and it still hasn't worked."
Dr. Grumpy: "Has your husband been checked out?"
Mrs. Rock: "Oh, he's overseas for the year."
Dr. Grumpy: "Then, um, why are you taking Clomid?"
Mrs. Rock: "So I can get pregnant. That's what Clomid does. This way I can get pregnant without a guy."