Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Bad omen
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It is never good when the chart begins: "Patient suffered a head injury with intracranial bleeding when a fight broke out at his Bible study group."
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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12 comments:
I hate it when that happens...
Rough crowd!
he suffered a bible thumping.
I blame it on the floppy Bibles...
Further analysis called for:
Was he coveting someone's wife whilst he was supposed to be doing something else ?
Sounds like an Old Testament group, everyone knows New Testament folk don't act that way. (snort)
I feel like that's a story I'd like to hear more of. King James vs New International translation debate gone out of control perhaps?
They must have been reading one of those chapters in Judges where everybody is smiting everybody else.
Actually there was another case like this a few months back, only it was a ladies' Bible study:
http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/Womens_Bible_study_ends_with_bloody_nose_and_arrest_119257039.html
"We were trying to re-inact the book of Joshua"
The stoning of Stephen is best seen live and in person.
"It's no fair- Greg ALWAYS gets to be the voice of King Solomon! It's time for him to give someone else a turn!"
Some get hit with a holy 2x4, others with the Bible.
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