Tuesday, November 22, 2011
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"It was a serious fall. I cracked all the tibias in my arms, legs, and back."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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8 comments:
Gosh!! ALL of them?!?!
I think they are fibuling...
Tibiarific!
Well, now I know why I bombed that anatomy exam. How was I so stupid to forget about them tibias?!
I only have two tibias, one in each leg. I never realized before this day that I suffer from Congenital Tibia Deficiency. I am heartbroken.
Damn it, that's why my gym regimen isn't paying off. I haven't been using those back tibias at all! Maybe I need a personal trainer after all.
Never criticize during brain storming sessions - getting extra tibias could be a new cosmo-surgery (or should that be artisanal-surgery) fashion.
Post and comments cracked all my funny bones, not to mention my tibulas :-D
Man it sure does hurt breaking them back tibias...
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