Mr. Lost: "Hi, I can't find your office."
Mary: "Okay, where are you?"
Mr. Lost: "I'm at the hardware store, like you said."
Mary: "I said we were across from the hospital."
Mr. Lost: "Oh. Well, I'm at the hardware store, in paints."
Mary: "Well, your appointment is NOW. Can you come over here?"
Mr. Lost: "It would be a lot easier to find if you guys were in the hardware store. I think more people come here than the hospital."