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A. Is doing the neurology mating ritual.
B. Will be electrocuted if she touches a light switch.
C. Hates shag carpeting.
D. Is performing an interpretive dance to "If I Only had a Brain"
E. Is supposed to have Restless Leg Syndrome.
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F Actually just needs to pee. REALLY BADLY.
I have a theory. I think it's probably "Husband ate beans for dinner." The unique path marks the boundary of the miasma of stink. The funny "stem" by the television probably means that the static electricity around the television attracts the gas cloud molecules. Poor lady. Can't even get close enough to change to channel so she doesn't have to watch "Pawn Stars."
showing her husband what a brain looks like so he can go get one.
Lol. F was my guess as well.
F. All of the above
G. Plans to shock husband as punishment for watching X-Files reruns. That's an alien skull she's outlined.
Captcha is 'hedsupe' - somehow, this seems appropriate.
what is a "neurology mating ritual"?
...and his skull.
Definitely F. Why didn't the silly woman tell them that's what it would look like?
You know, it kind of looks like a profile of a brain--at least to a non-medical person.
--Queen Anne's Lace
Oh, I get it. I'm a little slow on the uptake, apparently.
@ Moose: I love the spoon.
--Queen Anne's Lace
G. Is looking behind the TV in order to test her hypothesis that the reason it won't turn on is because there's no power cord.
"Wait, the picture was clear for a second...no, now it's gone....raise your right foot a little more...that's it! Can you hold that position till halftime, and then go get me a beer?"
Maybe the static electricity she raises runs the TV?
Ha! My word verification today is "croch." :-D
Ring around the carpet! Ring around the carpet!
"Can't you just tell me what program you want to watch, instead of playing charades?"
"Don't cry, honey, it's only a commercial. One day, Charlie the Tuna will be chosen by Star-Kist, you'll see."
"If you'd just put on something a little sexier than those pajamas and slippers once in a while, maybe I wouldn't always HAVE to watch so much porn!"
She's marking a scent trail for him to follow later when they get intimate.
I think she's pacing the floor while wondering how she's going to pay the heating bill for their HUGE living room.
OOOhh I so need to let the gas go, at least I dont stay sitting on the couch with no thoughts of others
She's thinking about Craig's hair.
The shape of the 'brain' is because the ad-writers wanted to imply RLS is all in your brain; cure the underlying neuropathology(with our drug, of course!) and cure the RLS.
truth of the matter is "Honey, while you are up, will you get me a beer?" at least that what it is in MY house
She's making "carpet circles", like crop circles but in your living room instead of in a farmer's field.
So there are meds to treat RLS? I have it but I usually end up jumping up and down, not making carpet circles.
Definitely B, slightly enhanced to:
"Tripping the light fantastic"
Either that or has just said to couch potato "I am fed up of going round in circles....."
Many people get RLS when they indulge in another form of "lying"
f. (like anonymous said) making crop circles, but she moved INSIDE because it is winter and in some areas of the country it is inclement outside. Call the archeologists!
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