tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post841150984057200693..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: I'm thinking sterilization...Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15373784981424232432011-12-06T22:46:07.899-05:002011-12-06T22:46:07.899-05:00OMFG...I'm not much of an environmenalist, but...OMFG...I'm not much of an environmenalist, but c'mon...there's gotta be some kind of contamination out there producing these mutations. I am convinced we could not have survived through the centuries with this level of ignorance and stupidity that exists today. I'm not sure some of these people wouldn't become confused and run toward, not away from a rabid animal. <br /><br />I had a patient the other day come in complaining that her medication tasted disgusting and made her mouth feel "all greasy". It was a suppository.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9812164001786330422011-12-06T18:51:46.686-05:002011-12-06T18:51:46.686-05:00I can believe this. I had a roommate whose husband...I can believe this. I had a roommate whose husband was still in Taiwan, and she kept getting upset because she wasn't getting pregnant!Vickinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20904190558250763272011-12-03T22:58:18.289-05:002011-12-03T22:58:18.289-05:00Be afraid ~ she wants to breed. :PBe afraid ~ she wants to breed. :PThe Quirked Eyebrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15387236645753239301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77826888069136539462011-12-03T13:30:22.065-05:002011-12-03T13:30:22.065-05:00That is some powerful drug. She'd better be ca...That is some powerful drug. She'd better be careful not to take it after she gets pregnant. Then her fetus may get pregnant as well. Scheiße this could become an infinite loop of pregnancies inside one uterus.OB studentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3380887060146469622011-12-03T12:44:13.987-05:002011-12-03T12:44:13.987-05:00ROFLOL @ Mockingbird.ROFLOL @ Mockingbird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61469409152463768132011-12-02T22:05:29.946-05:002011-12-02T22:05:29.946-05:00Mrs. Rock as in John Rock, one of the inventors of...Mrs. Rock as in John Rock, one of the inventors of "the Pill"?<br />Clomid is nasty stuff - chronic PMS and THEN you get your period - and in her case it may really have damaged her brain permanently!<br />darwinism in action, i guess.clairesmumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75115173946167726392011-12-02T20:48:21.130-05:002011-12-02T20:48:21.130-05:00Please tell me she knew we hadnt advance that far ...Please tell me she knew we hadnt advance that far in science!Technically Insanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00357782443666155159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4199662802997229812011-12-01T16:41:51.672-05:002011-12-01T16:41:51.672-05:00what a waste of opposable thumbs...what a waste of opposable thumbs...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30689175444443219082011-12-01T13:03:14.238-05:002011-12-01T13:03:14.238-05:00Mrs, Rock, you must use the turkey baster with the...Mrs, Rock, you must use the turkey baster with the Clomid, you can't just take it orally.Mockingbirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1806647517871046202011-12-01T00:24:57.148-05:002011-12-01T00:24:57.148-05:00Please tell us you made this up...for the sake of ...Please tell us you made this up...for the sake of humanity, PLEASE lie to us and say that this level of stupidity does not exisit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62112081101612575242011-11-30T19:45:12.469-05:002011-11-30T19:45:12.469-05:00Maybe hubby writes very passionate letters?Maybe hubby writes <b>very</b> passionate letters?FrankChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07349761659165064987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39770771829242588542011-11-30T19:28:36.496-05:002011-11-30T19:28:36.496-05:00I guess The Church has been keeping this secret fr...I guess The Church has been keeping this secret from us for some 2000+ years.Sue Denyhmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50517162126739465502011-11-30T18:07:14.954-05:002011-11-30T18:07:14.954-05:00I wonder if she ordered it online. I pity the hu...I wonder if she ordered it online. I pity the hubby who comes home to quadruplets after she has a fling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17247990173691157462011-11-30T17:32:34.460-05:002011-11-30T17:32:34.460-05:00I gave up keep tracking years ago.I gave up keep tracking years ago.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33294760552970995742011-11-30T17:28:34.913-05:002011-11-30T17:28:34.913-05:00I'm a new fan- and pray tell Dr. Grumpy, is th...I'm a new fan- and pray tell Dr. Grumpy, is this the STUPIDEST thing a patient has ever told you or where does it fit into your top ten?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27636804070963731872011-11-30T17:14:08.860-05:002011-11-30T17:14:08.860-05:00As someone who's done one fresh cycle and one ...As someone who's done one fresh cycle and one frozen cycle of IVF (resulting each in 1 kid, yay!) this really tickles my funny bone. Maybe Dr. Grumpy can fix that :)MedWriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14248968419721728858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43678097212093961922011-11-30T17:13:44.419-05:002011-11-30T17:13:44.419-05:00The bad news: You can't cure stupid.
The good ...The bad news: You can't cure stupid.<br />The good news: You can't clone it either.<br /><br />And I guess she's also blissfully unaware of the fact that she is presently at risk of getting "Clomidia"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38532425159363939982011-11-30T16:56:55.562-05:002011-11-30T16:56:55.562-05:00Old Squid, thanks for the laugh! Iove that movie!Old Squid, thanks for the laugh! Iove that movie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78737481470841531532011-11-30T15:36:41.168-05:002011-11-30T15:36:41.168-05:00Oh dear. Dr. Grumpy, how do you manage to keep a ...Oh dear. Dr. Grumpy, how do you manage to keep a straight face when talking to these people?Teehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17129283674618952945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22997112192702825592011-11-30T15:13:59.132-05:002011-11-30T15:13:59.132-05:00rock, as in "dumb as"?
Unfortunately, w...rock, as in "dumb as"?<br /><br />Unfortunately, we see this in GYN a lot. No understanding of cycles, fertility, etc. "I haven't had sex since...." But the baby is 2 months less than that. <br /><br />Love your names for patients. I try to immitate, but still don't have the nack.dr lasermedhttp://dr-lasermed.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81235814172847810672011-11-30T13:00:53.998-05:002011-11-30T13:00:53.998-05:00I just laughed out loud in clinic. Did you disavow...I just laughed out loud in clinic. Did you disavow her of that notion or is she still hoping for an immaculate conception?Catehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13635808302306218421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50911148331260039112011-11-30T12:58:49.717-05:002011-11-30T12:58:49.717-05:00Too bad evolution is not reversible or the "e...Too bad evolution is not reversible or the "encouragement" of Darwin's theory not legal.<br /><br />Wowser!A Doc 2 Behttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10310878304648897210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1955680890496993222011-11-30T12:33:47.418-05:002011-11-30T12:33:47.418-05:00My favorite retort:
Mrs.Rock, what you've jus...My favorite retort:<br /><br />Mrs.Rock, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.OldSquidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07631679459919246536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80705318893362970732011-11-30T12:27:32.362-05:002011-11-30T12:27:32.362-05:00Anyone that stupid SHOULDN'T be allowed to rep...Anyone that stupid SHOULDN'T be allowed to reproduce!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36465710594155937012011-11-30T12:15:02.366-05:002011-11-30T12:15:02.366-05:00At least this means we will probably never have to...At least this means we will probably never have to be subject to children from this woman...K-Koirahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01933780350863090595noreply@blogger.com