Doctor Grumpy in the House: Great drug rep quotes

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Great drug rep quotes

"Doctor, Wirfliss Pharmaceuticals has done a lot of total research on this drug, and we've found that the totality of our results, in total, shows a total number of benefits that improves a patient's total health."

21 comments:

binkRN said...: Totally lacking in intelligent words.; June 22, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Snarky Scalpel said...: Totally awesome, man. I'd be totally worried if things were that total. I mean, we totally can't do things half way...; June 22, 2011 at 3:55 PM
The Nite Nurse said...: Totally?!? Wow!; June 22, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Anonymous said...: I love how they think that, in totality, we will totally believe this total baloney.; June 22, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Totally?; June 22, 2011 at 4:50 PM
merinz said...: 'Total' is obviously the new buzz word. Replaces 'in terms of' and 'issues'?; June 22, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Sum total of information, in total, contained in that: Totally nothing.; June 22, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Anonymous said...: Someone needs a thesaurus.; June 22, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Silliyak said...: It needed the word "artisan" in there somewhere; June 22, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Ben S said...: I think he forgot to eat breakfast.; June 22, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Julie said...: So like totally awesome?; June 22, 2011 at 7:46 PM
Happy Vegemite said...: Methinks that someone totally needs a thesaurus; June 22, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Stephanie said...: And the word of the day is...; June 22, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Subclinical glossolalia?; June 22, 2011 at 8:09 PM
EDNurseasauras said...: Total loss.; June 22, 2011 at 11:15 PM
cliffintokyo said...: Totalitarianism rules!; June 23, 2011 at 6:02 AM
Packer said...: C'mon Dude, when you speak totally, you have to add a dude or two.

Drug called Snake Oil; June 23, 2011 at 9:59 AM
A Doc 2 Be said...: I was waiting for gnarly... so totally disappointed.; June 23, 2011 at 11:34 PM
C said...: translated (badly...maybe by a machine?) from Japanese or Russian...; June 23, 2011 at 11:54 PM
Laura said...: Totally skipping past the whole totally thing, may I just say how much I always enjoy your so-clever pseudonyms?

"Wirfliss." Hee. :); June 27, 2011 at 7:18 AM
Reprise by cliff said...: Dude Packer: OK..

Totalitarianism rules, for artisanal reps, dudi-dude! (you said "....or two"); June 28, 2011 at 6:20 AM

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