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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Reasons to throttle children
- Mary's desk, June 29, 2011
- Leggo my Eggo!
- EEEEEYYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mary, order another case of Rogaine for me
- Critical medical points
- Important questions
- Glad to hear that
- Weekend reruns
- It's not artisanal...
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- Reasons I love Annie
- More finding-a-doctor tips
- Great drug rep quotes
- Futility
- Criminal hygiene
- Dr. Grumpy and Dr. Google
- "Today's forecast: Hot and humid, with a chance of...
- Monday morning hospital consult
- Achievement
- Memories...
- Fear
- QID TMI
- Do not try this at home
- Voyeurism and IT
- Public Service Announcement
- Signs of the Apocalypse
- Hospital rounds
- Accuracy in biological nomenclature
- Human nature
- Sunday reruns
- WTF?
- Miscommunication
- Technical support
- Trouble brewing
- Details. I need details.
- Another satisfied customer
- And it looks like you failed, too
- Dr. Grumpy, uncaffeinated jackass
- Clarity
- Dr. Cortex is out of town...
- Irony
- Memories...
- Rebuttal
- Today's tip
- Catch-22
- Feed issue
- Too bad it wasn't one of those damn gnomes
- Things that make me grumpy
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16 comments:
Sheesh, what if the prowler's heart attack was the result of tripping over this replica at dusk? Could he sue? I'm afraid a posted sign might not be quite as effective as this!
Based on recent history, according to the conservation officer, it may possibly have been a real alligator...
Suddenly on blogger dashboard, Dr. G in the H is getting me a bunch of blog posts in...Turkish (maybe?) Is this my own private weird problem, or do others see anything similar?
The blog apparently linked to Dr. G (at least in my dashboard) is http://ksiazki-meme.blogspot.com/
A funny thing happened on the way to the RSS Feed for Dr Grumpy.
I got about 25 articles from a Polish blog, starting with this entry (http://ksiazki-meme.blogspot.com/2010/12/rozwiazanie-konkursu-nr-2-losowanie.html). Blogspot or Google Reader are having a bad day.
You should see all the trophies he brought back from the Jungle Cruise and the Country Bear Jamboree.
They could always used the tried-and-true Terminator cut-out. (Sorry, can't find the URL.)
FYI: There's something seriously weird going on with your rss-feed. Probably a Blogger's fault. Posts from this blog: http://ksiazki-meme.blogspot.com/2011/05/57-j-d-bujak-lista.html are showing up in your feed, which is rather confusing to those of us who don't read... Chech? whatever language that is. You might want to check with Blogger or something.
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was shooting a thing called the crocodile rock...
Almost as good as this!
Scrambled helicopters and the zoo on standby with tranquiliser darts...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13507026
Is anyone else getting Polish book reviews in their Dr. Grumpy feed instead of hilarious medical tales?
Hi Grumpy, Somehow my RSS feed from you is full of Polish stuff today (28 items!)?
You've not been reading polish literature recently and suddenly speak polish?
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20110526/WIRE/110529602/2416/?tc=obinsite I think they need to hire this kid to show those cops how to handle a gator.....
Nice shootin', Elmer Fudd!
Anyone get a handbag or shoes out of the deal?
They thought it was real, it looked real to them (how many gators does a police officer in Kansas see?) and it was in a public area. Gators can move real fast when they want to, so shooting it first was probably a good idea. Would all of you yucking it up at the officers expense want to see if Mr. Gator was in a good mood and didn't need to be shot?
The Conservation officer said it was OK to shoot, so they did. As long as they made sure so one was in the background, in the line of fire, it was rightous.
BTW, lest you think I do not have a sense of humor, yes, this was funny, yes, I got a chuckle (Thank you Dr! Best medicine I have taken today.) and yes, the story should have gone out. Just remember the officers in the squad room are having a field day. The poor officers probably have lockers FILED with rubber gators.
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