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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Monday morning hospital consult
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- Do not try this at home
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18 comments:
Do they give you the munchies?
mmmm...rope waffles. Full of fiber.
You've had Belgian waffles; now try Amsterdam waffles.
I've eaten those!! LOVE THEM. High in protein.
... They taste a little like socks, though.
To Anon. 4:58,
ROFLOL!
Yes, but are they Artisanal?
(WV: ingulful - How you feel when you've eaten too many gulls)
"You toast them, and they'll get you toasted in return."
"You'll see pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and new blue diamonds."
Fortified with THC.
What is inorganic hemp? Nylon?
Mmmm...sock-flavoured waffles. What a great selling feature!
You'll stay crispy even in milk.
New, from the makers of Coca Puffs, Cap'n Crunk, Special K, and Chextasy...
DUUUUUUDE!!!!!
Pot-Tarts.
Wow. In related news, today I purchased an Artisan Whoopie Pie! Baked from scratch, 100% natural, trans fat free. Doesn't sound like much whoopie is left in it frankly but I'll let y'all know when I've worked up the nerve to try it.
Wv: pinis, or what you're left with after your winkie-gram.
Hemp doesn't have THC, so what's the point? Am I going to poop a sweater?
Dear Bulrush
THC is won from hep, so yes most hemp contains THC.
It depends on the time you harvest it how much THC is there and also on the parts of the plants.
With common hemp the flowers contain the most THC while seeds contain nearly nothing.
This is why you do not get high from eating hemp seeds..
If you harvest the plant when it has already flowered and seeded to use the fibers from the stem, the plant is also nearly void of THC and the fibers itself also do not contain THC.
So why doesn´t anyone make jokes about cakes or rolls with poppyseeds?
Contrary to hemp seeds which are void of 'special' substances poppy seeds do contain a minimal ammount of opium..but do we see any jokes about it?
I want poppy seed jokes, so get on with it
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