Because, ya know, the world REALLY needed a pizza that's perfect for when it's late at night and you and your buddies are wasted from drinking too much microbrew and you need something to line your stomachs while you watch subtitled art-house flicks on DVD.
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It's for those refined college drunks and potheads who have tired of just regular old pizza.
this artisan crap is getting out of hand. i was in line at whole foods the other day & decided i needed to grab a bottle of water.. i picked up a random bottle without looking at it.. when i got in the car & opened it up and took a look.. it said it's ARTISAN WATER! made to be alkaline to counteract all the acidic things we consume. give me a break! i was so pissed i unknowingly bought artisnal water. water! god help us.
so "artisanal" means square?? thats about all I see that makes it different!
right up there with "artisanal" Jeep now makes a "genetically engineered" Jeep.I didn't even know Jeeps had genes??
Damn i just got an ordinary jeep!
Artisan Domino's pizza causes Artisanal runs.
Why did my comment go right though? Have you decided not to moderate comments anymore?
Kim your comment went right through because you are recognized as an artisinal commentator. Feel it, be it, live it.
I find I do have a sudden urge to quaff a finely crafted brew--perhaps something from the Harpoon Brewery offerings and eat Dominos--how much they pay Grumpy for the commercial.
Hmmm... a mushroom pizza has chopped mushrooms on it.
A sausage pizza has chopped up bits of sausage.
A pepperoni pizza has slices of pepperoni.
So what should I expect chopped up on my Artisan Pizza???
I hate to admit it, but the spinach feta sounds kinda good.
Thank goodness Dominoes can meet my peripheral needs in an age of status anxiety.
What! No tofu? Alas!
Yes! An artisinal commentator! I have arrived!
I'm always fascinated by trendy words and phrases that sweep the nation. It's like high school peer pressure and suddenly everyone jumps on board (except me) and uses these words which are usually grammatically incorrect. "Artisinal" is bugging me as well along with the completely unnecessary "that said" and the profound "it is what it is." That said, it is what it is.
Does an arti-san pizza have the topping done by a Japanese chef?
(OK, I know, but its the end of a long hot day here)
Oh, thank the Pope, we now have artisanal pizza!
Bwah-ha-ha!! I went to dinner with my in-laws the other night and we split a cheese plate for an appitizer...I almost lost it (and instantly thought of you) when the waitress described one of the cheese rinds as an "artisanal rine that's been soaked in fruit and ash...you have to try eating it with the cheese. It's magical."
Holy shit, you have to be kidding me.
I saw some artisan cakes in the grocery store yesterday and I thought of you and smiled!
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