Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Great drug rep quotes

"Doctor, Wirfliss Pharmaceuticals has done a lot of total research on this drug, and we've found that the totality of our results, in total, shows a total number of benefits that improves a patient's total health."

21 comments:

binkRN said...

Totally lacking in intelligent words.

Snarky Scalpel said...

Totally awesome, man. I'd be totally worried if things were that total. I mean, we totally can't do things half way...

The Nite Nurse said...

Totally?!? Wow!

Anonymous said...

I love how they think that, in totality, we will totally believe this total baloney.

Anonymous said...

Totally?

merinz said...

'Total' is obviously the new buzz word. Replaces 'in terms of' and 'issues'?

Anonymous said...

Sum total of information, in total, contained in that: Totally nothing.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs a thesaurus.

Silliyak said...

It needed the word "artisan" in there somewhere

Ben S said...

I think he forgot to eat breakfast.

Julie said...

So like totally awesome?

Happy Vegemite said...

Methinks that someone totally needs a thesaurus

Stephanie said...

And the word of the day is...

Anonymous said...

Subclinical glossolalia?

EDNurseasauras said...

Total loss.

cliffintokyo said...

Totalitarianism rules!

Packer said...

C'mon Dude, when you speak totally, you have to add a dude or two.

Drug called Snake Oil

A Doc 2 Be said...

I was waiting for gnarly... so totally disappointed.

C said...

translated (badly...maybe by a machine?) from Japanese or Russian...

Laura said...

Totally skipping past the whole totally thing, may I just say how much I always enjoy your so-clever pseudonyms?

"Wirfliss." Hee. :)

Reprise by cliff said...

Dude Packer: OK..

Totalitarianism rules, for artisanal reps, dudi-dude! (you said "....or two")

 
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