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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Reasons to throttle children
- Mary's desk, June 29, 2011
- Leggo my Eggo!
- EEEEEYYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mary, order another case of Rogaine for me
- Critical medical points
- Important questions
- Glad to hear that
- Weekend reruns
- It's not artisanal...
- Obituary
- Healthy living
- Math
- Reasons I love Annie
- More finding-a-doctor tips
- Great drug rep quotes
- Futility
- Criminal hygiene
- Dr. Grumpy and Dr. Google
- "Today's forecast: Hot and humid, with a chance of...
- Monday morning hospital consult
- Achievement
- Memories...
- Fear
- QID TMI
- Do not try this at home
- Voyeurism and IT
- Public Service Announcement
- Signs of the Apocalypse
- Hospital rounds
- Accuracy in biological nomenclature
- Human nature
- Sunday reruns
- WTF?
- Miscommunication
- Technical support
- Trouble brewing
- Details. I need details.
- Another satisfied customer
- And it looks like you failed, too
- Dr. Grumpy, uncaffeinated jackass
- Clarity
- Dr. Cortex is out of town...
- Irony
- Memories...
- Rebuttal
- Today's tip
- Catch-22
- Feed issue
- Too bad it wasn't one of those damn gnomes
- Things that make me grumpy
- Great office moments
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19 comments:
Tonight it will be hot and humid in Berlin, Germany, because that's where my GF lives ;-)
All of my lesbian friends would like a refund plz. k thanks, haha.
I wonder if it shrinks when it's cold...
My noon is always first thing every morning.
Hmmmm, how do you conceal that kind of radio? Why would you need one right there instead of near your audio receptors? Is this another gimmick to lure dumb guys in & give them a reason to brag? Maybe it could be used as a pick-up line: hey wanna check out my "jewels" they're musical!
Maybe the sound of the alarm is that of a rooster crowing.
Golden showers in the forecast?
i worked as a typesetter in my younger days ... and i can tell you whoever typed or proofed that ad got in a lot of trouble.
in about 500pt type for a huge chain in my town ... instead of "SHIRT SALE" i had ... yes, "SHIT SALE" ... imagine it went through me, the person that built the ad, the proofreader, the store manager, the salesperson, the editor, the printer ... and it printed!
i wasn't allowed to do "shirt" sale ads for a long time.
"Hi, I'm Philip, and I think you have something of mine..."
The left knob is for tuning and the right knob is for volume. Retractable cover optional.
OHH the latest electronic POS. I saw them for sale in the hardware store, but properly spelled.
On the subject of sign typos, one woman lost her job after publishing an advertisement for a 'Pubic Auction', rather than a 'public auction'
Well since most men THINK with that body part, it would be most fitting that it spoke also.
You will never be caught (in the rain) with your pants down again.
Anyone noticing the shape of the art to the right? It only serves to emphasize, if you get my drift.
Hey 'Nony, I work in a similar business and you would THINK with all the eyes on the verbiage that SOMEONE would catch it.
Ha. ... Ha. ... Ha.
Seriously, people depend too much on the super-duper magical spell check in their computers. Esp. if they are not native speakers of English.
Unfortunately, spell check in most computers consider that word to be a legitimate one. After all, what do you call a male chicken? ("rooster" does not count) What is fortunate or unfortunate, depending on your position, most non-native speakers of English do not know the other meaning of that word.
And I avoid the word "public" like plague. Why? Too many people have done the "l slip" and converted the word to "pubic."
Amazing you do not catch it, but your maiden Aunt Tilly who has never had a dirty thought in her life (Ha!) will spot it at 1,000 yards.
Bah, I am waiting for the Artisan Cock Radio with Weather Display.
I worked in a grocery store that was the newest in the franchise. The product descriptions had been downloaded from the central office, but someone had changed the fertilizer printout to "Bag of Shit." Albertson's, McDermott, Allen TX, late 1990s.
Heat and humidity greater for the uncircumcised than the circumcised.
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