Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Great drug rep quotes
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"Doctor, Wirfliss Pharmaceuticals has done a lot of total research on this drug, and we've found that the totality of our results, in total, shows a total number of benefits that improves a patient's total health."
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21 comments:
Totally lacking in intelligent words.
Totally awesome, man. I'd be totally worried if things were that total. I mean, we totally can't do things half way...
Totally?!? Wow!
I love how they think that, in totality, we will totally believe this total baloney.
Totally?
'Total' is obviously the new buzz word. Replaces 'in terms of' and 'issues'?
Sum total of information, in total, contained in that: Totally nothing.
Someone needs a thesaurus.
It needed the word "artisan" in there somewhere
I think he forgot to eat breakfast.
So like totally awesome?
Methinks that someone totally needs a thesaurus
And the word of the day is...
Subclinical glossolalia?
Total loss.
Totalitarianism rules!
C'mon Dude, when you speak totally, you have to add a dude or two.
Drug called Snake Oil
I was waiting for gnarly... so totally disappointed.
translated (badly...maybe by a machine?) from Japanese or Russian...
Totally skipping past the whole totally thing, may I just say how much I always enjoy your so-clever pseudonyms?
"Wirfliss." Hee. :)
Dude Packer: OK..
Totalitarianism rules, for artisanal reps, dudi-dude! (you said "....or two")
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