Phil: "I have been following her. That's why I'm in this shit hole"
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
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Phil: "I have been following her. That's why I'm in this shit hole"
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Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Phil. Head back to my office, second door on the right. You've been here before, just follow your wife."
Phil: "I have been following her. That's why I'm in this shit hole"
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Phil: "I have been following her. That's why I'm in this shit hole"
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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9 comments:
Ok, so calling the painter just moved up on the to do list.
If he's in a shit hole, maybe he's following her a little too closely...
@ anonymous:
or aimed wrong ...
"Nice to see you again, too, Phil."
Is he referring to your office or his mental state?
"Is he referring to your office or his mental state?"
..or his marriage?
Referral to family therapy? (Quoth the psych NP)
Ask him if he does house painting on the side. Maybe he can spruce up your shit hole and turn it into a crap box.
Dr. Grumpy, you really should encourage your patients to speak their mind. Poor guy, he obviously keeps all his opinions to himself.
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