Dr. Grumpy (yelling at no one in particular): "This is bullshit!" (slams cabinet) "Who the hell puts stuff away here?!!!" (slams drawer).
Nurse Understandablyannoyed comes into the kitchen: "What's wrong?"
Dr. Grumpy: "All I want is some freakin' sweetener for my coffee! And I've been through every damn cabinet and every damn drawer in here! And there's none! I thought they were keeping these stocked!"
Nurse Understandablyannoyed: "They do. It's..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Then where is it?!!! I've looked everywhere in here!"
Nurse Understandablyannoyed: "... it's in the box on the counter, about a foot in front of you, out in the open."
Dr. Grumpy (red-faced): "Yes. I knew that. I was, uh, just testing you."