Mr. Tuningfork: "Hi! I see Dr. Cortex! And my face feels like it's vibrating!"
Dr. Grumpy: "How long has your face been vibrating?"
Mr. Tuningfork: "25 years!"
Dr. Grumpy: "So why are you calling now?"
Mr. Tuningfork: "Because it's REALLY bad today! I'm afraid it may fall off!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, I assure you that your face won't fall off."
Mr. Tuningfork: (angry) "How do you know?!!! Has your face ever vibrated?!!!"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, but..."
Mr. Tuningfork: "Look! I didn't call to argue with you! I just want to know what to do if my face does fall off? Should I get help? Or tape it back on? Or what?"
Dr. Grumpy: "If it falls off, put it in an ice chest and go to the nearest ER immediately."
Mr. Tuningfork: "Okay! Cool! Thanks doc! I'll get one ready, just in case!"