Dr. Grumpy: "Is he okay?"
Mrs. Powder: "Oh he's fine. He was cleaning his guns, and shot himself, again."
Dr. Grumpy: "Oh my..."
Mrs. Powder: "You'd think he'd get over being such a baby about it. I made him wait in the car until I'd finished the laundry. Anyway, at the last visit you had me try Maxalt, and I like it. Do you have any more samples?"