Friday, February 5, 2010

Quotable patients

"I was dizzy, but the pills made me undizzy, and I've been undizzy since."

12 comments:

Albinoblackbear said...

Another satisfied customer then! :)

Theresa said...

I prefer pills that make me dizzy. Haha!!

The Tramiest Man said...

So now they're making pharmaceutical ads with Mason Reese?

Dragonfly said...

Undizzy is good.

Doctor D said...

Good to see this patient has a solid grasp on the goals of therapy.

w8ng2retireRPH said...

and i'll be an idiot forevermore

kath8562 said...

Tramiest- I think you meant Jackie Mason (grin)-Mason Reese was a very round child actor in the late 60's/early 70's.

(oh my....the verification is oickyalt- it sounds yiddish!)

Sam said...

ha ha - I like undizzy!

The Tramiest Man said...

kath8562- No, I meant Mason Reese. The "It tastes like a borgasmord" kid from all those early 70s commercials for Underwood Deviled Ham and Dunkin Donut Munchkins and Thick and Frosty Shakes and other such khazerai. Specifically, I'm imagining a TV commercial for pharmaceuticals, where a cute gnome-like little kid with a high voice and a slight lisp says something adorable like "These pills make me feel undizzy" while the crawl text mentions all the potential side effects. "So ask youw doctow if hewoin is wight fow you!!!"

Nurse K said...

Excellent example of Orwellian Newspeak.

The RPh said...

We had a good patient quote in the pharmacy today...."Will the vasoline I put on my lips as chapstick make me test positive for Meth on my drug test?" Asked with a straight face, and hopefulness....

Morris said...

Nope, you're just as dizzy as ever..

 
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