Dr. Grumpy: "Does she have any family?"
Social worker: "Nothing. No kids, siblings, anything. Not even friends we can find. Her landlord says she once mentioned a 2nd or 3rd cousin in Michigan."
Dr. Grumpy: "Do we have a name?"
Social worker: "Thought the first name is Sue. That's all he knows."
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, that definitely narrows it down."