Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Patient testimonials I don't want

Dr. Grumpy: "How have you been doing since starting the Parkinson's medication?"

Mr. Shakes: "Much better. My wife doesn't yell at me as much about my driving. And since you gave me those pills I haven't blown out any tires from hitting the curb, which is nice. Those replacement tires can get expensive."

Dr. Grumpy: "I bet".


flavius said...

Makes me enjoy the road that much more =P

Hope he wasn't your last patient of the day, otherwise I'd say wait an hour before heading home.


terri c said...


Wv: audityl, which he will need for listening to his wife.

Anonymous said...

This is why I was glad that even though her Parkinson's got worse, I didn't have to worry about Mom driving much--she had a stick-shift.

Ann T. said...

Dr. Grumpy,
I was checking out your store. So this is an off-topic comment--but--as a well-wisher--

I would cancel that bumper sticker Immediately.

It's witty and fun, but this is a litigious society!

Your paranoid reader,
Ann T.

ERP said...

"Great Doc! I only ran over three pedestrians last week!"

Maha said...

I just choked on my timbit (a Canadian delicacy) reading that!

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Maha- Sure. Rub it in on the Tim Horton-less Americans.

Actually, we have the same things. Here they're called "donut holes". Dunkin Donuts sells them as "Munchkins"

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