I feel terrible. And I know I will pay for the consequences of my actions.
But it's been a horrible shitty awful weekend on call.
And it isn't MY fault that one of you put A WHOLE BOX of Reese's peanut butter & chocolate valentine hearts next to the phone I was dictating on.
So I'm sorry there aren't any left now.
Ibee "Dr. Fatso" Grumpy