Saturday, October 10, 2009
Saturday Morning, 6:19 a.m.
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"Hi, this is Mr. Noclue. I have an appointment with Dr. Grumpy today, and I'm not going to make it because I have another appointment and, what?..........Oh, my wife says today is Saturday, and my other appointment is next week, so I guess I will be able to come see you today............ my wife says you're probably not open on Saturday either, so I'm going to go find my calendar to see when my appointment is and will call you back".
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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12 comments:
you always make my day dr. grumpy
love,
a pharmacist
well, at least he was trying to cancel instead of just being a no-show.
sadly if it weren't for demented people like this most of us here wouldn't have a job...
-Stressed Pharmacist
Your blog is awesome and always gives me a good laugh. Thanks for writing it.
Seeing as he not only doesn't know what day of the week it is, but he also didn't realize that he didn't have the appointment on a Saturday... he probably REALLY needs to see you.
sounds like this person really needs his brain re-wired...coming to see you might be a good idea..
I see you got my message!
"......my wife says it's time to go find another victim to sacrifice. She still talks to me even though she's been dead for 6 years..."
lol.
Did he call?
Hey Mrs Noclue, next time give him the calendar, before he makes the phone call.
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Spark Star- Of course not.
Haahaa, backscrabbling on the phone, probably could've made a little more graceful exit? Bet he'd just woken out of a whole night of bad dreams after going to bed past his bedtime (or on 2 bowls of chili, or something that didn't quite settle), and had been drifting in and out of sleep, vaguely worrying for hours that he needed to call you for something.
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