Oh, the nostalgia. We used to have a "Kum&Go" gas station in our little town and the local newspaper ran an ad for them that said (more or less) "Cum & Go: Fast, friendly, inexpensive service twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week!" It was awful.
It works on fibromyalgia...as suspected, fibromyalgia appears to be a disease of middle-aged women who just need to get some Cumbalta in their oral orifice (or anywhere else for that matter).
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16 comments:
How bad is it when you can't spell your own drug correctly?
Oh my goodness, that actually made me "laugh out loud"-
I think that is the companion drug to Fukitol (still waiting for that scrip Doc) ;-)
Whoa!
The misspelling almost made me laugh out loud in, oddly enough, my graduate Neuroanatomy course. Thanks for the smile!
Oh god...that is just too easy. It must come in oral suspension.
MomNurseWife- YOU WIN! That comment is AWESOME!
I think I know what that nurse was up to now.
"oral suspension" that is classic
oh. I just threw up a little in my mouth
Can you write my wife an Rx for that?
Oh, the nostalgia. We used to have a "Kum&Go" gas station in our little town and the local newspaper ran an ad for them that said (more or less) "Cum & Go: Fast, friendly, inexpensive service twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week!" It was awful.
Not sure how I feel about this, as I'm taking Cymbalta, and they can't even spell their own drug's name correctly on a mass fax.. xD
Well, a good jolly rogering is a good treatment for depression, isn't it?
Oh god...that is just too easy. It must come in oral suspension.
MomNurseWife wins the internets tonight!
And Dr.Grumpy owes me a keyboard!
Do you think whoever wrote that typo is so depressed that he now has to get his own prescription?
Oral suspension and rectal supppositories!
It works on fibromyalgia...as suspected, fibromyalgia appears to be a disease of middle-aged women who just need to get some Cumbalta in their oral orifice (or anywhere else for that matter).
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