So her office manager sent over a fax today that says "Patient Jan Junkie may call you for pain meds. DO NOT give her ANY Tylenol" (Paracetamol for my UK readers).
This was somewhat confusing, because she didn't clarify Tylenol with Codeine, or what. So I called the office to clear this up.
Dr. Grumpy: "Did Dr. Outoftown mean Tylenol with Codeine, or all pain meds, or what?"
Ms. Manager: "Just plain Tylenol. She doesn't get any narcotics."
Dr. Grumpy: "She can buy plain Tylenol at the store."
Ms. Manager: "I know. So don't give her any. She's not supposed to be taking it."
Dr. Grumpy: "But she can get it without me."
Ms. Manager: "Well, Dr. Outoftown says you shouldn't give her any if she calls."
Dr. Grumpy: "Don't worry."
I told the girls that if she shows up here, and asks us to give her Tylenol, we will NOT share any from the bottle back in the break room.