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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Not Tonight, I've Got a ??? Ache
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This invitation to an upcoming drug company dinner talk was forwarded to me today.
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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15 comments:
I'm guessing it's some sort of cost-saving measure.
Could be worse.
"A Completely Foolproof Method of Birth Control"
and
"What to Expect When You're Expecting"
That just seems bizarre.
bwahahaha!
that doc is a pharma shill for sure.
Does GSK mean to imply that most providers don't focus on the patient when treating HSV?
CardioNP
That's way too funny, Dr G. So if you ask a male, how's your head? He'd have to take time to think, which one? Are you going?
signed, mm
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So, migraines cause genital herpes? OK, I can see the connection.
Bell's palsy, yes. Herpes "down there...... Discordance.
As a former migraineur, I can assure you that there is no connection between the two conditions whatsoever.
No woman with a migraine would let a man within a ten mile radius of her nice, quiet, dark bedroom.
The only qualified expert in both areas would be Dr Dickhead.
Just in case migraines get boring, Herpes is bound to please!
Can I go too? Please?
snicker...
OMG, my word verification in woody. I shit you not.
Woody? Oh that is freakin' AWESOME!
Yeah, I thought so too.
And only in the medical field would it all be discussed over dinner! LOL - I guess that covers it all from head to ????
prolly to sell you on Treximet and whatever new isomer they're making for Valtrex....
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