Saturday, October 10, 2009

Saturday Morning, 6:19 a.m.

"Hi, this is Mr. Noclue. I have an appointment with Dr. Grumpy today, and I'm not going to make it because I have another appointment and, what?..........Oh, my wife says today is Saturday, and my other appointment is next week, so I guess I will be able to come see you today............ my wife says you're probably not open on Saturday either, so I'm going to go find my calendar to see when my appointment is and will call you back".

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

you always make my day dr. grumpy


love,
a pharmacist

Barb said...

well, at least he was trying to cancel instead of just being a no-show.

Anonymous said...

sadly if it weren't for demented people like this most of us here wouldn't have a job...


-Stressed Pharmacist

Kathy said...

Your blog is awesome and always gives me a good laugh. Thanks for writing it.

WhatWasIThinking, RN said...

Seeing as he not only doesn't know what day of the week it is, but he also didn't realize that he didn't have the appointment on a Saturday... he probably REALLY needs to see you.

Susan said...

sounds like this person really needs his brain re-wired...coming to see you might be a good idea..

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

I see you got my message!

The Firal Man said...

"......my wife says it's time to go find another victim to sacrifice. She still talks to me even though she's been dead for 6 years..."

S.S. said...

lol.
Did he call?

Anonymous said...

Hey Mrs Noclue, next time give him the calendar, before he makes the phone call.

mm

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Spark Star- Of course not.

Anonymous said...

Haahaa, backscrabbling on the phone, probably could've made a little more graceful exit? Bet he'd just woken out of a whole night of bad dreams after going to bed past his bedtime (or on 2 bowls of chili, or something that didn't quite settle), and had been drifting in and out of sleep, vaguely worrying for hours that he needed to call you for something.

 
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