Saturday, October 17, 2009

On Call Follies

Dr. Grumpy (starting to look through a chart): "Why did they consult neurology on this guy?"

Nurse: "He had a seizure this morning. Dr. Stevens came by an hour ago, and thought it was from the antibiotic."

Dr. Grumpy: "Hmmm... Why is he in the hospital in the first place?"

Nurse: "Dr. Stevens? Uh, I think he was making rounds."

13 comments:

student dr. blaze said...

*headdesk*

Maha said...

hee hee - sounds like something i'd say just to piss off someone!

Anonymous said...

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Flavius said...

Haha, awesome!

You know, with the doctors you always talk about.. she may have had to answer that exact question before and just did it out of habit, lol.

-Flavius

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Anon- Yeah, I thought of calling the post "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

ERP said...

Or she could have said,"hospital?!"

and you could have replied, "Yes, it's a big building with patients in it,but that's not important right now".

Kim said...

I'm definitely making the right career choice to be a Dental Hygienist rather than a nurse than right? Because I just don't know that I would be able to handle that. I have little patience for dull knives.....

Anonymous said...

What is scary is that the nurse thinks she answered your question and was being helpful.

Anonymous said...

The scary state of nursing care in hospitals these days....As a nurse, isn't it part of her job to know....(just my thoughts as a nurse)

SumDood said...

Kim, yes. You'll be thinking "open your mouth and shut up!!" a lot, but dental hygienist is an excellent career choice.

Nurse K said...

She was probably nervous to talk to you, Grumpy, because OMG you're a DOCTOR! SCARY!

S3XinthePantry said...

Yeah, that's right!

These doctors and the questions they ask.

Seriously, what did you expect Dr. Stephens to be doing at the hospital? Playing golf?

kirsten said...

I'm afraid Nurse K's got it right.

 
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