"Shut up, Frank, and put on the diaper."
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Got Wild Kids?
"Shut up, Frank, and put on the diaper."
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"Daddy! Why do we all have to dress up as babies for Halloween?"
"Shut up, Frank, and put on the diaper."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
"Shut up, Frank, and put on the diaper."
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Who's Throwing Stones Here?
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- It's That Time of Year, Again!
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14 comments:
LOLOLOLOL... happy halloween
my word verification is approv
That is funny!!! Love it!
If only they had had this program when mine were young...
You know, in Iowa you can drop them off any time until age 18! We keep threatening our teenagers with a family trip to Idaho for our next vacation.
The funniest post I've seen on your blog yet!
LMAO!
Wickedly funny!!
There are days when I could gladly give them up.
But then there are times like this morning when I wake up to cuddles from 2 cute kids...kinda makes up for those other times.
So funny! Don't give me any wicked ideas, though....
It would be funnier if it weren't so damned sad.
I used to say that I wouldn't take a million dollars for my kids, BUT I wouldn't give a plug nickel for two more just like them!
Ha!! That's awesome.
well, people think that's sad, and then wonder why they find infants in dumpsters or so badly abused and neglected 5-6 years down the road they're already done. They had an infant dropped off in the ER in my town, and the news stations did this huge witch hunt looking for the mother...like she's really going to come forward after these news reporters say what a horrible person she is for surrendering the baby in a safe place. Guess it's more news when it's a dead dumpster baby...
http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-02-12 felt you'd appreciate the humor here, Dr. G.
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