Mr. Isoptera: "Yeah, do you like being a neurologist?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes. I mean, no job is perfect, but I like what I do."
Mr. Isoptera: "Well, I'm selling franchises of my exterminator business, Termite Begone, and... Here, let me give you a pamphlet and my card..."
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As a neurologist you'll have an easy transition to exterminator.
It's just a matter of time before chocolate covered ants, bees and crickets come back into vogue. Artisanally speaking, of course. You might be passing the opportunity of a lifetime!
Assessment wise, your patient exhibits a high degreee of flexibility in manipulating thoughts. And chutzpah.
Termites in the attic, anyone?
If the salary was in the 6 figure range it might worth it with the looming Medicare cuts.
Sounds tempting.
Do you get to drive a van with a giant bug on top? Cool!
1) Termite terminator....hmmm, could be worse...fart odor classifier?
2) Could try telling patients they have "termites on the brain", and that they need exterminating. Then decide which to *terminate*, depending on how well the patients fit the *usual criteria*, as discussed exhaustively on this blog!
Wow, can we say NEUROTOXIN EXPOSURE! Can we guess his pathology?
Don't you just hate it when your patients bug you about stuff?
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