Friday, December 23, 2011

Today's featured gifts

This is the last installment of the 2011 gift guide. Thanks to all who sent stuff in, and remember to please keep sending them year-round. Before you know it the 2012 gift guide season will be here!

Featured gift #1

Ladies, are you tired of routine breastwear (is that a word)? Are you hopelessly addicted to playing Angry Birds?

Well now you can liven up your chest, and show your love of video games, with the Angry Boobs bra!

Yes, this once-in-a-lifetime bra is available from Etsy in sizes from 34A to 38DD. It does not inflate with wine, though consumption of beer by males may make it appear to do so.

Featured gift #2

In this era of trying to use clean, renewable, energy sources, it's nice to see a product that takes this to the point of idiocy:

Yes, folks, it's the solar-powered windmill!

This amazing product has unlimited potential: By harnessing the power of the sun, you can make a windmill turn! Then, by using the electricity generated by the windmill turning, you can power a lightbulb! And you can use the lightbulb to power the solar cell! Voilá! You've discovered a feedback loop with an endless energy supply!

(This company also sells a solar powered reading light! REALLY!)

Happy holidays to all!


Anonymous said...

Why do the laws of thermodynamics only seem to apply to those who have studied them?
I could have solved the energy crisis and made a motza, if only I hadn't paid attention at school. :-(

Ms. Donna said...

This has ruined Angry Birds for me. Merry Christmas to all. And while the good Yak Herder does not celebrate Christmas, best wishes to him, his family and all.

Packer said...

Looks more like a slingshot than a bra.

Anonymous said...

Inevitably the gummint will give the company a gazillion bux, it will immediately file for bankruptcy.
21st Century business model.

LicensedtoPill said... <-- ED doctor rant

Loren Pechtel said...

And why would I want my wife's boobs to be angry???

Anonymous said...

No link for the bra lol

Mingle said...

Is the right bra cup angry because it's not stared at enough, or stared at too lewdly?

Mark p.s.2 said...

Solar powered reading light .
Solar energy is put into a battery, the battery is used at night to power a light.
How is that wrong?

History Doc said...

On the bra: What is this obsession you have with adorning women's boobs this holiday season?

On the windmill: REALLY????

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Mark- I understand the idea. But on the surface it sounds comical.

Whiskoffee said...

whoa! :)

Ana said...

Aren't you aware that solar batteries are on the market?

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