Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Timing is everything

Dr. Grumpy: "What brings you in to see me today?"

Mr. Chronos: "Well, I had this really bad back pain going into my right leg after moving some furniture, and it lasted about a day, then got better."

Dr. Grumpy: "When was this?"

Mr. Chronos: "Last spring, maybe around March."

Dr. Grumpy: "So, wait... You had back pain for one day 9 months ago? And you're coming to see me now?"

Mr. Chronos: "I didn't want to forget about it."


Unknown said...

I think I know this guy's wife. And brother. And niece. And uncle. And third cousin twice removed.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess. His insurance changes on January 1st, and he wants an MRI.

Packer said...

I can't remember breakfast from Monday and he didn't want to forget about it from 9 months ago ? Hmmm

Sharon Marie said...

No wonder why health insurance is so expensive.

History Doc said...

I had pain in my back once, six years ago last Tuesday. Shall I make an appointment?

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