Do you have a friend with a crush on Darth Vader? Do they possess a fetish for loud, mechanical, respirations, and hide in ICU supply closets more than most? Do they talk about the Dark Lord seeing them naked in the shower?
Then this is perfect for them!
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| "Come to the other side... of the shower curtain." |
Yes, with the official Darth Vader shower head your sithsexual friends can live out their darkest fantasies, re-enacting the "Psycho" scene with Anakin Skywalker instead of Norman Bates. Loud, stridorous, respirations aren't included, but I'm sure they can make their own.
16 comments:
I wish I had found your blog before now, I have not laughed so much for ages. Do I times I detect notes of cynicism and sarcasm at times? Oh! it makes it all the funnier.
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahh the magical commercialization that only Disney can provide...
I FIND YOUR LACK OF CONDITIONER DISTURBING.
Does it come with an optional remote choke-hold?
I am 100% sure this is actually a photo of your own bathroom.
You do not know the SHOWER of the dark side...
Perfect when I'm really dirty and smelly...
Phew! Phew! Phew! Phew!
Most shower heads these days don't give you enough water pressure, but the force is strong with this one.
Those sithsexual fantasies isn't that called Hans Solo ?
Does it come with a vibrating function as well.
The best part is the "Death Star" setting, where a bunch of streams of water come out and then converge into one.
I think that's Chad, not Darth.
OMG! Do you have any idea what that thing would do to my PTSD?! *shudders*
(I'm more than half serious.)
If it sprays you, it will make you more clean than you can possibly imagine.
Good Lord! I am scarred for the rest of what is left of my life!
OMG, where did you get this?!? I NEED one for my son for Christmas! Please, Please!
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