Well, now you can have the satisfaction of doing just that!
With this cheerful 3-piece toilet decoration, you can take out your frustrations on the jolly old elf by lifting his head and giving him a golden shower (or worse). Need your kids to help clean up before family arrives? Hand them a toilet brush and tell them Santa needs his teeth cleaned. And I'm sure Father Christmas would love to have your thirsty Labrador drinking from his throat.
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"Sure, Santa, you can have your cookies and milk. After I'm done with them."
Note to teenage boys in the house: Santa can see what you're doing.
Those used to be popular with Little Old Ladies in the 1970s. It was another example of "Decking the...Halls."
Oh, you better not sit,
You better not shit,
Or you're gonna die,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is flushing you down!
If I walked into the bathroom and saw that, my urethra would clamp shut so violently I'd never pee naturally again.
My parents have this.
Maybe not this exact one, but something very similar!
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