I'm going to kick off this year with a musical item. How many times have you been at a party and thought, "Gee, it would really liven up this party if I could just whip out a flute to crank tunes?" I know, it's a pretty common occurrence.
At the same time, how often do you find yourself trying to cover up an attack of terrible flatulence in a social setting, and wishing you had a way to cleverly hide it? Me, too.
Well, now you can solve both problems with... THE RECTOFLUTE!
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| "Boy, can that asshole play the flute." |
It doesn't say if it comes with any sort of manual, training DVD, or
Dr. Grumpy takes no responsibility for your laundry bills if you play with too much enthusiasm.
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I wonder if anyone actually sells this. All I can find online is copies of this ad image; no one has a link to the actual seller.
Aaaand now I can't wait to see what ads Google shows me on every site.
I believe this is how Kenny G got started.
Wow! Now I can do double duty! Looks like we don't need Ian anymore!
Glad I've got perfect pitch too! As long as it's B-flat(ulence).
prepubescent boys do pretty well with what Nature provides...and even if this does not exist, the imaginary ER scenarios are wild!!
This gives me a great idea for a new candy.
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase 'ripping a song'
I'm waiting for them to come out with a bassoon.
Ewwww.
Advertising slogan: "You can take it and stick it up your ass!"
Adagio in a church pew.
But is it Artisinal???
@bobbie: I think you mean artis-anal. :D
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